This lack of progress on the list is mainly due to the cold I caught last Thursday (excuses, excuses). So today I had the following conversation with myself:
All right, you. Nap.
I don't want to. *pout* Naps are boring. And I have lots of stuff to do.
You are sick. You need to get better.
Yeah, I guess. But I'm not tired.
Look here. Hot soup. Vicks Vaporub. Now.
Ok! I don't mind those things. Food = good. And vaporub does not interfere with any fun I want to have! Deedleedee!
No way, missie. To bed with ye.
*channels Chip from Beauty and the Beast* But I'm not sleepy!
Bed. Now.
Ok. But at least I have seven overdue library books and a plethora of electronic devices to amuse me!
*taps foot impatiently*
Look, if I get sleepy, I swear, I'll take a nap. And I won't get up from bed unless it's necessary. But don't take away my toys!
I suppose this is the best we can do. You are impossible.
*childish snicker*
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